Benefits of Canker Sores

1.   You eat less

    a.  You eat less fattening foods

   b.  You eat less salty foods

    c.  You eat less spicy foods

2.   You talk less

    a.  You don't argue

   b.  You can be more expressive with body language

3.   You can skip things you want to avoid because it's hard to talk

4.   You get sympathy

5.   You get more done because you're not talking

6.   You don't cook as much (since you're not going to be eating anyway)

7.   You watch more tv

8.   You spend more time reading

9.   You discover new things while you're at the health food stores looking for healing potions

10.  Your sign language really improves